Loughborough Charity Cup Semi-final: Loughborough Dynamo 2 Shepshed Dynamo 0

Nanpantan Sports Ground, 2 Watermead Ln, Loughborough LE11 3TN

The Dynamo Derby sounds like a match that should take place between two teams the BBC would have once referred to as ‘Crack Russian outfits’. This DD was between two teams from Charnwood in Leicestershire and watched by a ‘crowd’ of 68. There wasn’t a programme for Frankie or even a spare team-sheet but the steward said I could take the one off the clubhouse wall “as long as Colin doesn’t see you”.