Midland Football League Premier Division: Shepshed Dynamo 4 Continental Star 0.

The Dovecote Stadium. Butthole Lane, Shepshed, Leicestershire, LE12 9BN.

Shepshed play on Butthole Lane which is funny at first but wears thin when they’ve made the gag for the thousandth time. Cool little ground though with a great clubhouse and 4 completely different stands that don’t fit together yet work really nicely. The Shepshed Ultras (all 6 of them) kept their shirts off and their drum banging throughout the game. Continental Star, from somewhere near Birmingham, are comfortably the worst football team I’ve seen play in years.