Northern Premier League First Division South: Coalville Town 3 Shaw Lane Aquaforce 2.

Owen Street Sports Ground, Coalville, leicestershire LE67 3DA 

Our first ever visit to the Leicestershire hick-town of Coalville saw us watch a game in one of the daftest-named leagues against a team with a name out of a Gerry Anderson show. Aquaforce are apparently from Barnsley but I prefer to imagine they’re an elite fighting force from the future.

A very good game in a ground I was surprised to find offers sunning views. The Aquaforce number 9 wins the award for dirtiest player I’ve seen all season and was sent-off in the dressing room at HT for trying to get at the ref.