Northern Premier League Divison One South: Rugby Town 0 Belper Town 1.

Butlin Rd, Rugby, Warwickshire CV21 3SD

One of the friendliest clubs we’ve ever visited. Rugby’s ground is impressive, even with just 130 souls rattling around a stadium designed for about 5000. They’re rock-bottom of the league and this game showed why, although Belper weren’t much better. Rugby’s number 11 gave us a good laugh and has the honour of being the fattest ‘player’ we’ve seen in a long time. Rugby were clearly merking him by giving him a pair of shorts that would barely fit Frankie let alone contain the massive arse he was dragging around the pitch. The club-house was a belter and sausage and chips for 2 quid gave Frankie his result of the day.